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My Big Geek Bucket List…

I’ve made lists before, but this one is celebrating my inner geekness. Many involve great science fiction, others are just for fun, while some would be a wonderful way to learn a little about someone and their view of the world.

Some are a personal wishes, perhaps a little esoteric, others refer to movies that might be a little off the mainstream, but here we go.

  1. Have George put Star Wars back to the way it was. We all saw Han shoot first.
  2. Walk away while an explosion goes off in the background in slow motion
  3. Have a glass of rum with Captain Jack Sparrow
  4. Fight zombies with a yell of “Yeah-boy”
  5. Tell Captain Picard to “Make it so…”
  6. Have Jar Jar Binks meet with a very messy end so we can have no doubt he’s gone
  7. Drive the cool Batmobile from Batman Begins
  8. Understand Vogon poetry
  9. Get a real cone of silence
  10. Take the Tardis out for a spin
  11. Dinner with Terry Pratchett
  12. Find that the Serenity 2 movie is going to happen
  13. Walk into a casino wearing a tux and order a Martini “shaken, not stirred”
  14. Enjoy slow barbequed Ewok, St Louis style.
  15. Have a sonic screwdriver in the tool box
  16. Sit and listen to Isaac Asimov and Philip K Dick discuss robotics, replicants and the four laws.
  17. Re-read the entire Foundation series in order
  18. Look good in an Indiana Jones fedora and learn to crack a whip
  19. Complete all levels of Angry Birds with three-stars
  20. Visit the Computer History Museum in Silicon Valley
  21. Shoot an original (Buster Crabb) Flash Gordon blaster
  22. Burning man
  23. Have a “Law” named after me
  24. SXSW Interactive
  25. Have the Swedish chef cook dinner
  26. Car chase through the hills of San Francisco Bullit style
  27. Leia, gold bikini and…
  28. Listen to the history of the universe as told by R. Daneel Olivaw
  29. Work out what the hell was going on in Lost
  30. Don powered armour and into the drop-capsule
  31. Learn to wield a lightsaber from Yoda
  32. The ultimate dinner party: Josh Whedon, Hunter S. Thompson, Stephen Fry, Stan Lee and finally Gene Roddenberry
  33. Visit Westworld and take on Yul Brynner, after all the bugs have been worked out
  34. Beat the Kobayashi Maru
  35. Partner Logan 7 for a day
  36. Tour the Royal Aircraft Establishment, Farnborough with Nevil Shute
  37. Number-5 in the red dress
  38. Sit in a cool chair, wearing a collarless shirt and monocle, while stroking a white cat and utter the classic line “No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die”
  39. An afternoon on the Holodeck
  40. “Beam me up Scotty”
  41. Have a Monolith in the front garden
  42. Fly through the air firing two guns Hot Fuzz style
  43. Watch a live game of Rollerball (“Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan…”)
  44. Road trip with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
  45. Have HAL ask me “What are you doing Dave”
  46. Hear an Avro Vulcan take off on full reheat one more
  47. Watch the Killer rabbit take on the Black knight
  48. Go hiking with Bill Bryson
  49. Get shot out of a launch tube from Galactica
  50. Fit a shock collar to George Lucas that goes off everytime he tries to re-edit one of his movies

127 Words about Jerez (and ugly noses)

I was going to carve out a little time this morning to look at the times from the first F1 pre-season test at Jerez. But then I realized why?

I could put down five or six hundred words about times, but as with every other year no one really has a clue what’s going on.

The headlines are
• Times went down over the test
• The step noses on the cars are ugly
• Ferrari have a lot of work to do, but it’s promising
• Hamilton looked good
• Red Bull were fast
• Torro Rosso, Lotus and Force India did OK
• The step noses on the cars are really ugly

Absolutely nothing there we did not know before the test started and I just saved myself a bunch of time.

CES and how the real world uses Social Media

I’ve talked a couple of times about the small insight I’ve had into the whole “social media thing”, really as an outsider getting peak behind the curtain.

Part of tonight’s dinner discussion turned into the use of location services. It seems only about a quarter of smart phone regularly use a location based application (Yelp, Google, Vegas Mate and so on) to get recommendations based on their location. I found that number surprisingly low, it’s one of the things I find most useful about my iPhone.

The next logical step is to turn it into more of a push rather than pull system. Enter check-in apps such as Foursquare. At the moment only a tiny fraction of smartphone users, something like 3-4%, use check-in apps to broadcast their location.

While I don’t use Foursquare or any of the similar services, I’m just not that interesting, but location broadcasts regularly show up in my twitter feed. And lets not forget, I’m in geek central today and this group is not a particularly representative it comes to these things.

So, what does a push location application like Foursquare give you? It connects you people you know in the same general area and gives you a chance to connect.

Tonight a couple of people who joined us found out about what was happening at Mesa when someone they follow checked in on Foursquare. This led to a Tweet and they changed their plans to join us. There is a lot of enthusiasm for that sort of location-based app and finding out more about them is on my CES to do list.

Within the social media community the use of location checking in is fairly high, and I think this brings us to one of the issues, people who consider themselves “Social Media Insiders” forget that not everyone does it their way.

It’s this navel gazing I talked about here.

There are significant differences between how people inside and outside SM (and as I said, I consider myself outside, being allowed to peek behind the curtain) use the tools that are available.

Facebook is primarily a network of your friends, people come to it with different interests. I don’t do Facebook much, but I’m getting that puts me in a minority. The reasons I don’t really do Facebook are almost all around intellectual property ownership.

Twitter on the other hand is something I do use and find very useful. It fills a slightly different role. It’s more about sharing subjects with people that interest us, rather than Facebook where the same level of news amalgamation does not happen.

The third thing is blogs, clearly I blog, and I blog in more than one place. I subscribe to both Social Media and non-SM blogs, and the way people outside SM use blogs is different. The best way I can put it is less information sharing and more story telling. A close friend used his blog to record his year long cycle adventure across the US and North Africa.

It’s about how people use the Internet, the differences between people using it to connect and people who are trying to make an impact or perhaps even a living out of it. Inside the Social Media world people get wrapped up in how it’s used by the industry (navel gazing), rather than how the real world uses it.

And the real world is where the majority of people, and therefore a majority of the customers are.

I’ve been thinking about this, and have some thoughts that are not fully formed yet. Tonight helped put some of them into some order, but I’ve along way to go until they are really coherent.

The real answer lies in asking other people. My first step in this was setting up a meeting with the head of social media at work next week, it promises to be interesting. I’m intrigued as to how return on the Social Media investment is being measured and the effectiveness of certain campaigns.

There has been a lot of talk of brand loyalty being reinforced through social media, but what does that mean in the real world?

Does my local Thai restaurant look at their Yelp ratings? (I just did they are pretty good, and I agree). I’ve no idea if the local coffee hut has a Facebook page, but if they do has it been worth the effort? When I go to the vineyard to pick up my wine selection next month I’ll ask what value they get from their rather active twitter feed.

The bottom line from these incomplete thoughts is Social Media has to have an off-line real world impact if it’s to provide any value to real world customers.

With out adding this value it really is a bunch of people telling each other how awesome this all is. No added value for the customer means they don’t need it and that makes it really difficult to monetize anything.  Maybe I’m just too cynical in the cold light of day.

The mandatory looking forward blog post…

At this time of the year people look forwards, take stock on where they are, think about what the future holds and the direction they would like to go. I’ve been going through this process over the last couple of years and have made some huge, positive changes in my life.

This year I did something different, rather than my plans for next year, I’d rather talk about what I learned, or has been reinforced over the last year. This helps me relax with what I want, rather than become consumed by it.

  • It’s never too late to start – I’ve blogged for a while, but really starting to understand social media, publishing and researching are new skills to me. Mentoring with people who really do get it has been invaluable.
  • Don’t take yourself too seriously. How can I take it too seriously? I’d probably be depressed, stressed out and unable to function. A little levity is good for the soul, I look at my life today and I feel really fortunate, but I also know it can all change tomorrow.
  • You don’t choose a passion, it chooses you. I’ve discovered I like writing, again having people who have really honed their craft help me has been huge. I have friends that want me to succeed, see I have a really good story to tell and are encouraging me to push my own personal envelope.
  • Have great people in your life. And I do. I’ve made considerable positive changes and the impetus for that has come from people. These re friends and professionals I trust, who have sat me down and told me what they see. I’ve listened to them, and today am in a far better place for it.
  • Be yourself. I like good beer, great tasting food and I am comfortable with my mistakes. I have a strong point of view and that’s part of the appeal. My sarcastic and dark humour does not come across very well, but I try. I am distinctive, have flaws, vulnerability, and embracing that is important.
  • Be open to new experiences. It’s what makes life so very, very special. I have a number of wonderful, eclectic close friends, each have their own stories to share. Together they create a wonderful, tapestry of experiences, laughs and lessons that give me so much inspiration, support and a reality check.

So no big end-of-year-new dawn” post from me, just a quick exercise in what I’ve learned and those lessons have driven so many positive things in my life, and will continue to do so.

Thank you to so many people for their support in 2011, 2012 is going to be wonderful. So to Min, Rob, Rob, Mathew, Thom, Lisa, Bill, Carl, Tracy, Steve, Anna Marie, Stephen, Tina, Robert, Ben, Matt, Tony and all the rest of you, thank you so very, very much.

Football on Boxing Day

The origin of the Boxing Day holiday goes back a long way. The downstairs staff would get the day off after serving their masters and guests on Christmas day. One version is that the staff would get their Christmas bonus, still known by some in the UK as the “Christmas Box”.

Where ever the name comes from there have been football games on boxing day for many years. Starting with the first year of the league in 1888 when Preston North End‘s beat Derby County 5-0. By the way, Preston North End went on to win the first League championship.

Ever since then there have been a full list of Boxing Day fixtures. Typically they are local derby games, while Woking played Farnborough, 20 miles away Chelsea took on West London rivals Fulham.

Woking have been averaging 1400ish so far this year, yesterday they had a crowd of just over 3000. Clearly Boxing Day fixtures are seen by many as an excuse to get out the house for a few hours. And perhaps take the chance to swap leftover turkey for a pie and a pint in the pub before hand.

All I want for Christmas… (And it’s not world peace)

Like all children, I loved Christmas growing up. There was the anticipation, which led to the seemingly endless waiting. Watching the presents collect under the tree and wondering if Christmas day would ever actually arrive.

Of course as I grew older rumour on the playground was that Santa was not real, that it was just our parents. A year or two later I admitted that I knew and the innocence of childhood was slowly replaced by my typical brand of cynicism.

I know that some people just love this time of year. But as the year draws to a close and I start to think about the New Year, anticipating what comes next, I also find myself thinking about friends and family members that aren’t here.

People who will enriched my life no more, and this emptiness is repeated in countless households around the world.

I know that cancer isn’t the only disease that takes life, but its impact has been felt by many. It changes the life of both the afflicted and affected and very few people have not been touched by it in some way. Not a day goes by where I don’t think of mum or my grandfather.

My 2012 will be spectacular; I am building something very special and feel fortunate to have a close family and so many wonderful friends in my life. I face this year with more confidence that I have in many years, and I’ve not going to be able to share this with people important to me.

However, despite my naturally cynical nature I do have one request, that’s it, just I one measly little request.

I’d like a cure for cancer, that’s it.

A day out in the big city…

Today I went to London to meet some friends for lunch. I did this last year and arrangements were similar: downstairs bar the Hard rock Café sometime around one.  Lunch was good , stories told, laughs shared and beer drunk.

In addition to lunch I spent a couple of hours in the Tate Modern and Tate Britain. Every time I visit I find a new artist whose work I like, and today it was Lynn Leeson. there were a couple of interesting pieces. Once again I sure many people know who she and are shaking thatir head at my lack of knowledge, I really don’t think I’m that much of a philistine, but it’s just how it is.

This is just about my favorite piece of art anywhere, Whaam! by Roy Lichtenstein. It’s part of the permanent collection of the Tate Modern, it’s a gallery I can spend many hours wandering around. There was an Gerhard Richter exhibit going on, it’s art on a large scale and rather good.

So what have I learned about Twitter?

One of the things I got out of BlogWorld was the social media tools available and more of an idea about how they work. I’ve been playing with Twitter over the last couple of weeks, it’s been rather interesting learning how this tool works, and I’ve enjoyed dipping in and out of the conversations.

TwitterSo what have I discovered?

# (hashtags) are the twitter equivalent of themed discussion rooms. It makes tweets searchable and allows me to find what I’m interested in. If I am after Sounders news, search by “#sounders” and I really do get the most up to date rumours and news from some people I follow and trust in the Sounders supporters community.

There is another benefit of hashtags, I don’t have to follow the conversation in real time. I can wander off, do something else and know I can a pick up the same conversation later.

Which brings me neatly to the second thing I really like, the speed of reporting. My twitter feed told me that Kim Il Jong had died before either the BBC or CNN were reporting it. Even the most up to date and plugged in news service would struggle to beat Twitter in the speed of delivery.

Feeling into the speed of sharing is the quality. Twitter is about sharing information. Maybe just the people I follow, but no one talks about what they had for breakfast. Because no one is really interested in that. A lot of the information sharing is in the form of links. It’s not just news either, there is a lot of wonderfully entertaining ways to waste time, and people love to share them.

If something interests me I’ll so a search, and there is what I’m looking for, or more typically links to what I’m looking for. Not only does it report news quickly, but it is also very effective in aggregating that news. The more re-tweets and shares a link has, typically the higher the quality of the information.

The flip side of this easy sharing is that this is the Wild West, there is no verification of what’s being said. A link to a blog post doesn’t give any real authority to a post. The author gives that link, tweet or post credibility, Twitter does not.

The last thing for now is that it’s made me more aware of what I write. I only have 140 characters and couple of seconds to share my message. I don’t exactly agonize over what I’m writing, but always have to read it over, shorten, revise and refine. I think it’s making me a better writer, it’s certainly a skill that will translate to my PowerPoint pitches at work.

I’ve had a twitter account for a while (@davekean if you are interested), but never really understood how it works. These are my first thoughts after really trying to understand what it does, and more importantly where it adds value as a social media tool for me.

Tweet

Yesterday in Analytics

Yesterday I had a spike in visitors, mostly through a couple of links, however somehow the following search terms (and both the terms and the spelling used are genuine) led people to davekean.com, and I’ve no idea why their particular journey ended up here.

  • Tripping on LSD
  • Tripping on LSD at borobudur
  • mail man Everett
  • Trodden town rang its cobbles
  • Scientific things that can be produced
  • Keaith chegwin anal
  • Made to exhibition
  • Good packets casey
  • Nordic godess next
  • Landrover 90 dashboard
  • Hohoho in japanese
  • Portscum timber (had to throw that in)
  • kyoto baroque station
  • where are my curtains?
  • Hill movember
  • Lightweight concrete plinths

I really hope people found what they were looking for (including their curtains) and that the cobbles were rang if that’s what they wanted.


Lets Talk About War Movies

Continuing my favorite movie theme (see here, and here if you care) it’s time to think about war movies. Now war movies are almost exclusively a male thing, and I’m male so feel fully qualified to talk about this one.

Lawrence of Arabia (film)

Image via Wikipedia

Like sci-fi or period movies there are many sub-sets of the genre. There are big picture epics like The Longest Day, other films take a certain dramatic license with an event (The Great Escape), others tell the story of a single mission (Dambusters) and finally for now, those that use a conflict as background to great drama such as Apocalypse Now or the Pianist.

After reading through the list there is a definite British bias in my choices, but I think that may reflect the rich history of the country.  Again there is no order here, just great movies that I hope people will enjoy.

  • The Longest Day – OK, maybe one stands out from the rest, and this may be the best of all. It’s an accurate, star studded, well-told version of what may be the greatest story of the 20th century. Like most of the films on this list the reality makes a far better story than fiction ever could.
  • A Bridge Too Far – Only the British would celebrate a defeat quite like this. It tells the story of the battle for the Arnhem Bridge and Operation Market Garden. Like the Longest Day, no writer could come up with a story like this. Again a great cast tells a very dramatic story.
  • Apocalypse Now – Martin Sheen is brilliant as the guy sent to kill the insane Col. Kurtz. Spectacular, long (over 3 hours for the full directors cut), and full of great supporting characters like Robert Duvall as Bill Kilgore. Good lines abound, and all wrapped up by great story that asks a lot of questions of everyone.
  • Zulu – Michael Caine is 100% stiff upper lip British Officer. Great action and like all great stories, the battle of Rorkes Drift really happened.