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Tweet o’the day
@sniffpetrol Dear trees, My car makes the CO2 that helps you to breath. And how do you repay it? By LEAKING SAP onto the paintwork again. You bastards. It’s Sniff Petrol once again, but quality…
Tweet o’the day
@sniffpetrol Reporter: ‘Sebastian, can you explain how you massively fucked up?” After Sebastian Vettel managed to have an accident with his team mate and throwing away a 1-2 for Red Bull at the Turkish GP….
General Election tweet o’the day
A post General election tweet that sums up the situation rather well. @itschrissmith: The British People have spoken. Unfortunately what they said was “errrrm.” #ukelection2010
Tweet o’the day – Part-2
From new Member of Parliament Robert Halfon (@halfon4harlow): “Just been hugged by Eric Pickles and called comrade. Now to work” Big first day in the House of Commons, how do you top that tomorrow?
Tweet o’the day
Telegraph journalist Jon Swaine tweets: “Gordon Brown exacts final revenge on newspaper detractors by dropping most complicated bombshell in political history at 17.05” I’m guessing most journalists are off home (or to the pub) at…